Ten points from Gryffindor
for what the Weasley twins are planning on doing to my classroom a week from now.
I think this is a much better look for you, Voldy.
Q
Sybill,
Gobstones Competition at the Staff Christmas Night. Shall you be joining us?
Filius
Gobstones Competition at the Staff Christmas Night. Shall you be joining us?
Filius
A
Allow me to consult my tea leaves for a moment, I’ll get back to you asap!
December 21, 2010
People ask me all the time if I have seen what’s going to happen on this day. I have, and indeed it is worse than anything you’ve ever seen, so bad that I shudder at the mere thought of telling you students, and I won’t say precisely what it is, but….
are you all aware there is a fifth Twilight book in progress?
Q
Perhaps you have too many wrackspurts, Professor? They do make your brain all fuzzy, you know.
A
Wrackspurts?
…right, yes, that’s probably it. Maybe tumblr has them too, it seems very dysfunctional at the moment.
Much apologies…
I didn’t warn everyone about tumblr being down for a whole day, must have slipped my mind.
But I totally saw it coming.
Q
Hi there, I’m Sami, a 19 year old student from London. I’m trying to raise support for a petition I’ve made for my mum because she was forced to marry a paedophile when she was a child, and it has nearly 3,000 signatures already. I hope that you’ll sign this petition at http://www.gopetition.co.uk/petitions/justice-for-saira.html I hope that after reading the petition you’d like to help me gain more signatures, so please could you re-blog my last Tumblr Post about the petition so all your followers can see & sign too? If you could share the link to the petition on Facebook/Twitter, that’d be great too. Many thanks, Sami Ahmed
A
Of course :)
Fifty points from Slytherin!
Students, please refrain from attempting to juggle the crystal balls when you think I’m not looking. Seriously, i have three eyes.
